If I Was Palestinian

 If  I Was Palestinian

If I was Palestinian

I would demonstrate to Israel

My willingness to live in peace

With all my Jewish neighbors

Because who knows if they would not respond accordingly

With love in their hearts

And trust in their actions

And faith that in my actions 

I would always do the right thing 

For peace throughout the land 

Such that and who's to say that such a day would never come

When all of Israel as one

Comes up to me and says,

Come, let's talk, O Ishmaelite,

O Son of Isaac's brother,

O Grandson too of Abraham to whom was promised all the land

And to his offspring too

And which was why we say to you

Why not we share it too

By splitting it in equal halves, 

The first choice being yours,

By virtue of your birthright as firstborn son of Abraham

Or we could just live where we like

With no partition in the land

Which we shall name anew,

The Land Of Our Forefathers,

In both our languages. Arabic and Hebrew.

There's A Claymore At The Door Facing Outwards

 My dear brothers and sisters in Christ;

As you know, the devil was cast down to the earth to mislead the world with lies and deceit, the marks of his trade, in order to snatch people away from following God to following him instead to that pit of burning sulphur that was created specially for him and his children, his flock, all those who belong to him, whose names were not written in the book of life, that place where the worm does not die, nor were the flames extinguished.

It has been written, do not give to dogs what is holy nor cast your pearls before swine, for they may trample them, and afterwards turn around and tear you to pieces.

But verily I say to you, fear not they who can kill the body but not the soul.

Fear they who, let the reader be discerning, will deceive you into believing that everything God has forbidden unto you -killing, raping, butchering, decapitating, disemboweling of pregnant women, adultery, fornication, pillaging, plundering, abducting, kidnapping, enslaving of captive women for sexual purposes, everything evil, wicked and detestable - was permissible and desirable if done in God's holy name.

Their prophets are everywhere, on every street corner, calling you to prayer, inviting you to join them in sinning against God in every sinful way declared sinless by them if done in God's holy name, and risking the reward for such evildoing as a result, a fiery reward in an eternal pit of burning sulphur.

Do not invite such serpents into your homes or share bread with them, for what they seek is the eternal destruction of your soul together with them in everlasting hell.

This is their purpose on earth as recruiting agents for their lord and master, Satan, the Great Deceiver. 

May the one true God, the Lord is his name, deliver us from such evil. Amen.

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Jannah Welcome Committee Officials Call For Halt In Fighting To Replenish Virgin Bride Stock Exhausted By Excessive Martyr Arrivals

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Lower Earth Orbit Relay Station, Outer Space:- Jannah welcome committee officials have called for a halt in fighting in the Middle East due to diminishing virgin bride stockpiles caused by an unprecedented surge in martyr arrivals.

"We wouldn't be in this position," said one of the officials speaking on condition of anonymity, "had high-ranking martyrs not arrived in large numbers unexpectedly," he continued, "and although we don't generally talk about it, high-ranking martyrs are entitled to certain privileges others are not, such as special quotas in virgin bride allotments, which can run into the hundreds of thousands, even millions, like on earth, the only difference being the currency type," he concluded.

Observations # 36

What does the rape culture in India, as it was unkindly called, and the Young Female Tik Tok Hijabi Seductress phenomenon, as it might be called, have in common?

A repressive hand around the throats of the perpetrators concerned, if they might be called that.

India's so-called rape culture was a self-inflicted wound stemming from the practice of gender segregation prevalent in all sectors of Indian society since time immemorial with a few exceptions - metropolitan university campuses, church communal gatherings and Anglo-Indian house parties where free mixing of the sexes was as natural as breathing with no bad thoughts on the part of any party as would be found in the more rural, Hindu-or-Islam-majority regions of the sub-continent, mischievously referred to as 'backward' especially by westernized New Delhi university students from upper-class backgrounds.

Indian men, in particular the unmarried ones, in these so-called less metropolitan parts, having been denied all their adult lives from coming into social contact with the opposite sex, or what society has taught them from childhood to regard as forbidden fruit, will, given the opportunity, take and enjoy by force what society has forbidden unto them except by marriage.

Similarly, young female hijabis, restricted by Islam, their elders, their community leaders, their imams, their muftis, their ulamas and their mullahs from displaying their physically attractive forms as women were universally wont to do as part of the natural selection process as nature intended which certain segments of society suppress for various reasons including religious ones, will find other less publicly restrictive ways, such as those made available by social media platforms such as Tik Tok for example among others, to wantonly exhibit unto the world the seductiveness of what they were taught from childhood to regard as forbidden fruit from beneath their outer forbidden fruit-enshrouding garments, if we're taking about burkas, which practically none of these young female Tik Tok hijabi seductresses were hindered by in any case.

Observations # 35

Para-athletes are role models for normal people who need to overcome their own disabilities - be they physical, biological or mental, disabilities that tell them they are not good enough, intelligent enough, fast enough, smart enough, quick enough, skillful enough, beautiful enough or strong enough - in order to emerge victorious in their chosen fields of expertise or simply to be the best versions of themselves that they could possibly be.

Observations # 34

According to Islamic doctrine, even Satan, or Lucifer, Beelzebub, or whatever else he was called, was a Moslem.

According to Islamic doctrine, anyone who is submissive to the will of God, anyone who does what he does according to what God has willed him to do, was a Moslem.

Satan does what he does according to what God has willed for him. 

In other words, Satan, by not doing what God has not willed for him, is therefore submissive to the will of God, as were all murderers, rapists, liars and so on, all being submissive to and doing the will of God according to what God has willed for them, not doing what God has not willed for them.

In other words, they were all Moslems, Satan included.

Q.E.D.

Observations # 33

Catholics react to the word of God as found in the bible in its unadulterated form as if they were being offered a goblet of poison.

The word of God after having been processed in the adulteration chambers and heavily edited in the editorial department of the Catholic Church on the contrary was like honey, sweet and delightful to the ears.

The Catholic Church, you must understand, believes itself to be the voice of God, God's anointed representative or emissary, on earth, and hence does what it does as it sees fit.

As for the Pope, well, he was considered to be none other than Peter, the first pope, his successor, who oversaw and guided his flock, baptized Catholics, in the way he and the church elders decided they should go for the salvation of their souls through the forgiveness of sins.

Who knows? After all, with almost 1.4 billion baptized Catholics in the world today including the chief shepherd and his cardinals, surely they could not all be wrong, now could they?