Observations # 11

Russia would gladly return Crimea to Ukraine as well as end the conflict in eastern Ukraine in exchange for being allowed to set up a military base in Ukraine with Ukraine's blessings.
Otherwise, it might have to done by force as the current situation appears to suggest.

A Difference Of Opinion

The difference between a pessimist and an optimist on the issue of a domestic feline population boom.

Pessimist: Someday, I'll have to look up the adoption policies of, preferably, a no-kill cat shelter.

Optimist: Someday, I shall own a small fleet of fishing boats, operated by hired expert hands of course.

Observations # 10

Signs of recovery from a debilitating or crippling illness: When you find yourself doing housework or housekeeping work without planning to as if on auto pilot. 

Fake News Daily Report

 

                    FAKE NEWS DAILY REPORT

                                            

                                         8th January 2021 Edition

 

DONALD TRUMP ACCEPTS BLAME FOR CAPITOL HILL RIOTS

 

Washington, D.C., Fri:- In an unexpected twist of events, Donald Trump apologized and took full responsibility for what happened on Capitol Hill on Wednesday, saying although he might have instigated the storming of the Capitol in order to disrupt election result confirmation proceedings in the Senate, he did not mean it literally. Yes, you heard that right, he did not mean it l-i-t-e-r-a-l-l-y.

    When asked to elaborate, he said, quote, "What I intended was for my people to demonstrate in a peaceful and orderly manner outside the gates and let their dissatisfaction be heard. Unfortunately, some ass**** said, 'TROOPS! ALL TOGETHER NOW! CHARGE!', and all hell broke loose. What can I say? Apparently, their emotions got the better of them. I mean, when someone STEALS their votes, when do you expect them to say? Best wishes for the next four years, you bunch of vote-stealing pirates? Good luck with that, y'all.", unquote.

 

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FAKE NEWS DAILY REPORT

 

                                      10th January 2021 Edition

 

WHATSAPP SUSPECTED OF MOSSAD DISINFORMATION LINKS  

                                          

Brussels, Sun:- Unconfirmed reports from unverified sources appear to point to WhatsApp, the world's third most popular social networking platform with over 2 billion active users, as being an Israeli spy agency tool for the dissemination of unconfirmed reports from unverified sources in its covert efforts to sow the seeds of disinformation on a global scale, according to an unconfirmed report from an unidentified correspondent from one of our unnamed branch offices.
   When pressed for hard evidence concerning such an outlandish yet serious allegation albeit of such an ambiguous nature, this is what the unidentified correspondent from one of our unnamed branch offices concerned had to say: [quote] "Who owns WhatsApp? Facebook, right? And who owns Facebook? A Jew, right? And whom are Jews loyal to, regardless of nationality? Israel, right?" [unquote]

   When pressed further for evidence linking the Israeli intelligence agency to the outlandish yet serious allegations made albeit of such an ambiguous nature, this is what the unidentified correspondent from one of our unnamed branch offices concerned had to say: [quote] "You think that's bad? Oh boy. Wait till you hear what I heard about Google, the world's foremost website and search engine with over 4 billion active users worldwide and which in turn owns You Tube and the Android OS amongst a host of other acquisitions and, here's the rub, whose owners are Jews as well, and what that might imply ought to be sufficient cause for a lot of sleepless nights for a lot of folks out there, but that's another story, so relax, everyone, it ain't the end of the world, at least not yet it ain't." [unquote]

 

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FAKE NEWS DAILY REPORT

 

5th November 2019 Edition

 

M'SIAN PM JOKINGLY SAYS BEST TIME TO INVADE IS DURING FESTIVE HOLIDAYS

 

Bangkok, Tues.:- At the recently concluded 34th ASEAN Summit which ended in a gala dinner for all attending heads of state last night, it was reported by unconfirmed sources that Malaysian prime minister, Dr. Mahathir, was overheard as saying to his fellow dinner guests that the best time to invade his home country was during festive holidays, jokingly of course.
   When asked to elaborate further on the subject, according to the same unconfirmed source, he explained that at the stroke of midnight on the eve of any festive holiday, regardless of the occasion and irrespective of the ethnic or religious linkage involved, the night would erupt into a deafening, cataclysmic scene of exploding bombs and volleys of gunfire imitated by firecrackers and fireworks set off or lit up by the festive holiday celebrants concerned, which would make it the best time to launch an armed invasion as no one would be able to tell the difference of the sound of gunfire volleys and exploding bombs imitated or made by firecrackers and fireworks from the real thing until it was too late, jokingly of course.

   Furthermore, he went on to say, according to the same unconfirmed source, the bigger the festive occasion, the better would the timing for such a hypothetical scenario be as more gunfire volleys and exploding bombs would be heard in more places all over the country, hence disguising the sounds of actual gunfire volleys and exploding bombs even better, jokingly of course.

 

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FAKE NEWS DAILY REPORT

17th September 2022 Edition

VLADIMIR PUTIN LEARNS ONE OUR FATHER & THREE HAIL MARY'S DO NOT ABSOLVE ONE OF ONE'S SINS ON JUDGEMENT DAY

Unmanned Low Earth Orbit Broadcasting Station, Saturday:- At the Judgment Day court hearings involving the perpetrator of the 2022 Russo-Ukraine War, Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation, was formally charged with high crimes and misdemeanors involving the deaths of more than 100,000 people, civilians as well as military personnel, as a result of the military invasion of Ukraine in 2022 as ordered by him.
   "Vladimir Putin. I say unto thee, it is written, 'Thou shall not kill,'' said the Chief Prosecutor, "how do you plead?"
   "Well, like everybody else, I don't know about that, but I did make, upon my deathbed, a full confession of all my sins including any wrongs I may have done with regard to that most unfortunate incident in that rebellious Russian-breakaway satellite state called Ukraine, upon which the priest in attendance advised me to say one Our Father and three Hail Mary's for absolution, upon which I did, and upon which he said my sins were forgiven," said the defendant. 
   "Perhaps your court records were not updated accordingly," he continued, "or perhaps they were but were deleted mysteriously. Who knows what can or cannot be hacked by my worthy opponents, those crafty Americans, whichever side of the sky the location of their intended targets might be. Whatever can be done to smear my good name, they will move earth and sky, sky in this case, to get done. Apparently, they succeeded," he concluded.
   "Vladimir Putin, apparently you did not hear me read out the charge to you involving the deaths of more than 100,000 people, civilians as well as military personnel, as a result of the military invasion of Ukraine in 2022 as ordered by you," said the Chief Prosecutor.  "Again, I say unto thee," he went on to say, "it is written, 'Thou shall not kill.' How do you plead?"
   At this point, the presiding judge intervened and said, "Vladimir Putin, this court does not abide by the laws or by-laws of men or their institutions. This court passes judgment strictly according to the laws and by-laws as laid down by The Most High Almighty God, by which you are hereby judged. You will answer the question without deviating from the subject or be found guilty of contempt and hence be removed from this court for execution of your sentence accordingly. Your typical Russian snake-like-deviationist-truth-distorting ways do not, as they may have done on Earth, work here. Answer the question."
   "For the purpose of de-militarizing and de-nazifying what I believed to be a rebellious breakaway Russian satellite state that once brought glory to the Soviet motherland, I did what I had to do," said the defendant. "The casualties, directly as a result of military action or indirectly as a consequence of collateral damage, were most unfortunate, but to be expected in any war," he continued. "And just for the record," he went on to say, "let it be known that I, Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation & Protector Of The Soviet Motherland, do not recognize the validity of this kangaroo court nor its judgements. Go to hell, all of you!" he concluded.
   "Vladimir Putin, for the deaths of more than 100,000 people, civilians as well as military personnel, as a result of the military invasion of Ukraine in 2022 as ordered by you," said the Judge., "you have been found guilty as charged. You have also been found guilty of contempt of this court and will be sentenced accordingly," he went on to say. "Next!" said the Judge in conclusion.

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FAKE NEWS DAILY REPORT

23rd September 2022 Edition

VLADIMIR PUTIN ORDERS MOBILIZATION OF 300,000 ADDITIONAL ARMY CONSCRIPTS FOR WAR IN UKRAINE TO ADDRESS BODY BAG SHIPMENT ERROR IN EXCESS OF 300,000 UNITS

Moscow, Friday:- In an unexpected turn of events unprecedented since WWII, Russian president Vladimir Putin ordered the mobilization of 300,000 additional army conscripts for the war in Ukraine to address, according to his critics on both sides of the frontlines, a body bag shipment error in excess of 300,000 units delivered to Russian frontline positions by mistake.

Elsewhere, reports of Russian citizens of fighting age fleeing the country by land, sea and air to escape the draft have been flooding in like a tsunami.

Russian authorities have downplayed the reports as being tourism-related in view of the approaching winter season and a distorted world view that Russians were insulated from cold weather by an invisible coating of seal blubber, and in some extreme cases, reptilian genes.

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                        FAKE NEWS DAILY REPORT

5th February 2023 Edition

BEIJING CELEBRATES SUCCESS OF U.S. AIR DEFENSE SYSTEM FLAW EXPOSING TEST BY DEPLOYING WEATHER BALLOON FICTICIOUSLY GONE ADRIFT IN U.S. AIRSPACE

Beijing, Sunday:- "Shooting down a weather balloon suspected of spying on classified military installations five days after being detected has exposed a major flaw in the U.S.'s air defense capabilities," said a Foreign Office official at a press conference at the foreign office in Beijing today, speaking on condition of anonymity, "a major flaw Beijing considers to be a victory for the glorious People's Liberation Army," she went on to say.

   "The wealth of information reaped unhindered over a period of five days by our eye-in-the-sky is not only a victory for our comrades from the intelligence-gathering community," she continued, "the manner in which it was shot down safely out at sea five days after being detected is also a victory for our comrades from the war planning community," she said.

   "Unfortunately, as what I have disclosed to you has been classified as top secret, it is with utmost regret that I, acting on instructions received from our beloved Chairman, am duty-bound to inform you that none of you will be allowed to leave this building until further notice. Your families will be informed of your unexpected detention, and if necessary, they will be taken care of by our comrades from the state welfare community. You will now be escorted from the premises by our comrades from the security community to where you will be transported to your temporary lodgings. As for members of the foreign press, your respective embassies or consulates will be notified accordingly. Thank you for your cooperation," she finally said.
   Meanwhile, over at the department of defense, it was rumored there was talk of, in a war scenario, saturating U.S. airspace with high-altitude combat-capable balloons fitted with surveillance cameras for target coordinates data computing-&-relaying purposes and a low-altitude-detonating high-explosive-capacity device for shootdown situations, but the cloud of secrecy was so dense it was difficult to ascertain if there was any truth to it, and besides, the presence of plainclothes security personnel, after word of what happened at the foreign office press conference leaked out, deterred anyone from venturing further into the investigative reporting void than was advisable.

 

Observations # 9

Male cats leave home upon reaching adulthood quite probably in accordance with what was decreed about it at the moment of Creation so that they do not end up mating with their own mothers, sisters, aunts and other close female relatives who may still be living at home.

Observations # 8

 Every pawn on the chessboard of life is on it for a purpose.

Observations # 7

Catholicism: A religion that makes provisions for the forgiveness of sins similar to taking soiled linen to a laundromat to be washed and cleaned. Which sinner wouldn't find such a provision most attractive?

It also makes provisions for deceased sinners to spend some time in an afterlife version of a laundromat for the cleansing of sins akin to the washing and cleaning of soiled linen before being allowed entry into heaven. Which sinner wouldn't be amazed by and attracted to such a provision?

Observations # 6

Islam: A religion that allows a man to have up to four wives at any given time and also to divorce them as often as he likes. Which hot-blooded man wouldn't find such benefits most attractive?

As a bonus, Islam also permits the killing of one's opponents in the course of the Islamic conquest of any territory, an endeavor in which one is rewarded with seventy-two virgins in heaven if one is martyred on the battlefield or in what's otherwise known as Islamic Jihad, or holy war, while also permitting the killing of one's detractors following the imposition of Islamic law throughout all conquered lands. Which simpleton wouldn't find such privileges most empowering and attractive?

Observations # 5

Malaysian Politics Update: When you need a replacement for the ringmaster from within the circus and all that's left to choose from are the clowns.

Someone Should Tell The Palestinians The Land They Are Fighting For Historically Doesn't Even Belong To Them

Arab Muslims, including Palestinian Muslims, like all Muslims in general, are typically ignorant of many things concerning not only their own religion but also their own roots.

For instance, they are ignorant of the fact that Islam was founded on bloodshed and armed conquest initiated by their very own prophet, Mohammad, Islam's first Caliph, who converted the whole of the Arabian Peninsula from the various pagan religions its people practised to Islam by means of the sword, an endeavor known as Islamic Jihad, or holy war, an ancient, primitive, barbaric and bloodthirsty ritual passed down from generation to generation since the times of the first seventh century A.D. Rashidun Islamic Caliphate (632 - 661 A.D.) to the sixteenth to twentieth century A.D. Ottoman Caliphate (1517 - 1924 A.D.) and even until this very day [Boko Haram (northern Africa)|, Abu Sayyaf (South-East Asia), Al Qaeda (Pakistan), Al Shabaab (Africa & Yemen), the Taliban (Afghanistan), ISIS (the Middle East) and many, many more].

Yet, they like to refer to it, Islam, this religion founded on bloodshed and armed conquest, as a religion of peace. But that, this blind ignorance of theirs, is another story.

Now, consider the land of Canaan, or what is now southern Lebanon, western Syria, Israel including the West Bank and Gaza, western Jordan and the northern tip of Egypt today, and the Canaanites, the original and native inhabitants of Canaan comprising various tribes or peoples known as the Ammonites, the Moabites, the Hittites, the Medianites, the Edomites, the Arameans, the Amorites, the Perizzites, the Hivittes and the Jebusites.

[map of Canaan today] [see link below]

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/AUzAFNqeljwIQIGpEuTW-7YGbTq9RBPxTen3EPMRF9J36vvYOpI4ZMI/

According to historical records generally accepted by scholars, academicians and historians, Canaan was occupied by the Jews, or Israelis, from approximately 1000 B.C. onwards. According to biblical accounts, however, it was given to them in the form of a divine inheritance, which they gladly accepted and took by force I might add, and which might also explain why they will fight tooth and nail to keep it, but that, like their claims to being the original landowners of Israel, alas, is another story too.

The first appearance of Arab Muslims followed the birth of the Islamic caliphates from the time of Mohmmad, the first Caliph, in the seventh century A.D. (629 - 632 A.D.) onwards, when what was then  Israel was eventually conquered and occupied by the armies of the expanding Arab Muslim Empire.|

However, it was only after the Crusades (1099 - 1291 A.D.) when was then Israel became predominantly Arab Muslim, a trend which continued until it eventually became part of the Ottoman Empire from 1517 A.D. onwards and lasted until the British conquest in 1918 A.D.

Interestingly, Gaza itself, center stage of the current Israeli-Palestinian conflict, has a very diverse and complex history.

Spanning some 4,000 years, Gaza was ruled, destroyed and repopulated by various dynasties, empires, and peoples. 

Originally a Canaanite settlement, it came under the control of the ancient Egyptians for roughly 350 years in 3300 B.C. before its subsequent conquest by the Philistines followed by the Assyrians followed by the Romans followed by the Bedouins followed by the Greeks (first the Syrian-based Seleucids, then the Egyptian-based Ptolemaics) followed by the Hasmoneans (a ruling dynasty of Judea) followed by the Romans again followed by the Arab Muslims followed by the Crusaders followed by the Arab Muslims again under Saladin followed by the Mamluks followed by the Ottoman Turks and finally by the Brits in 1918 A.D.

Last but not least, let's not forget about the Arabs and where they fit into all of this.

The history of the Arabs begins in the mid-ninth century B.C., which is the earliest known attestation of the Old Arabic language. The Arabs appear to have been under the vassalage of the Neo-Babylonian Empire; they went from the Arabian Peninsula to Mauritania (north-west Africa). Original Arabic tribes originated in what is now Hejaz, Najd (both in Saudi Arabia) and Yemen and then spread to the Levant (present-day Cyprus, Egypt, Iraq, Israel, Jordan, Lebanon, Palestine, Syria and Turkey) to establish what is known the Ghassanid and Lakhmid kingdoms, in which they began to appear in the southern Syrian Desert from the mid-third century A.D. onward, during the mid-to-later stages of the Roman and Sasanian empires. Tradition holds that Arabs descended from Ishmael, the son of Abraham. The Syrian Desert is the home of the first attested "Arab" groups, as well other Arab groups that spread in the land and existed for millennia.

Before the expansion of the Rashidun Caliphate (632–661), "Arab" referred to any of the largely nomadic and settled Semitic people from the Arabian Peninsula, Syrian Desert, North and Lower Mesopotamia (present-day Iraq and Kuwait, and parts of Iran, Syria, and Turkey). Today, "Arab" refers to a large number of people whose native regions form the Arab world due to the spread of Arabs and the Arabic language throughout the region during the early Muslim conquests of the 7th and 8th centuries. The Arabs forged the Rashidun (632–661), Umayyad (661–750) and the Abbasid (750–1258) caliphates, whose borders reached southern France in the west, China in the east, Anatolia in the north, and the Sudan in the south. This was one of the largest land empires in history. In the early 20th century, the First World War signalled the end of the Ottoman Empire, which had ruled much of the Arab world since conquering the Mamluk Sultanate in 1517. This resulted in the defeat and dissolution of the empire and the partition of its territories, forming the modern Arab states. Following the adoption of the Alexandria Protocol in 1944, the Arab League was founded on 22 March 1945. The Charter of the Arab League endorsed the principle of an Arab homeland whilst respecting the individual sovereignty of its member states.

Origins

Arabs are first mentioned in Biblical and Assyrian texts of the ninth to fifth centuries B.C. where they appear as nomadic pastoralists inhabiting the Syrian Desert. Proto-Arabs are presumed to have originated from what is now modern-day Hejaz and Najd in Saudi Arabia. Arabs spread from there to the central and southern parts of the Levant, sometimes replacing previously spoken Semitic languages.

The study of Pre-Islamic Arabia is important to Islamic studies as it provides the context for the development of Islam. Some of the settled communities in the Arabian Peninsula developed into distinctive civilizations. Sources for these civilizations are not extensive, and are limited to archaeological evidence, accounts written outside of Arabia, and Arab oral traditions later recorded by Islamic scholars. Among the most prominent civilizations was Dilmun, which arose around the 4th millennium B.C. and lasted to 538 B.C., and Thamud, which arose around the 1st millennium B.C. and lasted to about 300 C.E.. Additionally, from the beginning of the first millennium B.C., Southern Arabia was the home to a number of kingdoms, such as the Sabaean kingdom, and the coastal areas of Eastern Arabia were controlled by the Parthians and Sassanians from 300 B.C.

[Source of Info: Wikipedia]

Observations # 4

Mothers' Day was invented for people too busy with their own lives and overflowing schedules to treat their own mothers like the special people they were everyday of their lives except for that one day in a year set aside for such a purpose.

Forbidden Items List For Anti-Semites (Jew-Haters)

1. Get rid of all DELL products -- laptops, desktops,
    workstations, monitors, PC accessories, servers, etc. --
    immediately.
    Michael Dell, founder and CEO of DELL Computers, is an
    accursed  Jew.

 

2. Get rid of Facebook and all Facebook-owned products such
    as Instagram & WhatsApp immediately. 

    Mark Zuckerberg, founder and CEO of Facebook, is an 

    accursed Jew.
    Incidentally, Jan Koum, co-founder and former CEO of
    WhatsApp, is also an accursed Jew, so you know what that
    means, right?

 

3. Get rid of Google or all Google-owned products such as
    Google Search, Google Maps, Chrome, You Tube, Google
    Mail (Gmail) and so on immediately.
    Larry Page, co-founder and CEO of Alphabet, Google's
    parent company, and Sergey Brin, co-founder and President
    of Alphabet, Google's parent company, are accursed Jews.    

    Consequently, also get rid of all Android devices     
    immediately as Android (oh no! not that too!) is also a
    Google-owned product.

 

4. Get rid of all Marvel comics or Marvel Studios-produced
    CDs -- Spiderman, Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Thor,
    Avengers, X-Men, Fantastic Four, Guardians Of The Galaxy,
    Blade, Dr. Strange, Black Panther, Capt. Marvel and etc. --
    immediately.
    Stan Lee, Marvel's primary creative genius who more or less
    single-handedly created all of the above, is an accursed Jew.

5.Get rid of all Intel --  processors, microprocessors,
    motherboard chipsets, network interface controllers,
    integrated circuits, flash memory chips, graphics chips,
    & etc. -- or 'Intel Inside' products immediately.
    Andrew Grove, one of Intel Corp.'s founding fathers and
    formerly its COO, CEO & Chairman, is an accursed Jew.

6. Boycott all Starbucks outlets. Howard Schultz, pioneering
     founder, former CEO, chairman and owner of Starbucks, is
     an accursed Jew.

7. Get rid of Waze, that GPS navigational app found on most
     smartphones. Waze Mobile, the company that developed it,
     is an Israeli company that was subsequently acquired by
     Google, and don't we already know what skin color Google
     is!

Observations # 3

 In the wild, everyone is someone else's food.

Observations # 2

Whatever it was, be it something from the food cart guy down the road, or something served in a sushi bar in Tokyo, or something created by a 5-star hotel chef in Dubai, or something oo-ed and aah-ed about in a multiple Michelin-starred French restaurant, or something shipped from London in a fancy gold-colored box,  everything you eat turns to shit.

What Google Says About The 'Allah' Word & Other Snippets Of Interest