Thursday, 6 August 2015

In Defense Of Big Game Hunters

You kill a predator, say, a lion, you save the countless prey animals it would otherwise have killed and eaten in its lifetime. You kill a prey animal, say, an elk or a buffalo, you save it from being eventually killed and eaten. Leave big game hunters alone. They're doing prey animals a big favor. I think.


Thursday, 5 February 2015

Lawlessness : The Result Of Parental Failure

Parents fail as parents when they fail to teach their children it is not okay to turn public roads in residential areas into makeshift badminton courts, soccer pitches or children's playgrounds, public roads with traffic flowing through them even up till late at night.
When that happens, their children grow up and in turn impart the same values, or the lack of, to their own children which is repeated from generation to generation.
Which is why everybody does as he pleases when someone gets married or dies - block off public roads in residential areas with makeshift canopied banquet halls for wedding guests or reception halls for funeral guests. Are there no public halls for wedding receptions or funeral parlors for funerals in town? Of course there are. So why aren't they being utilized instead?
Simple. Because that's what parents teach their children to do from an early age onwards where public roads in residential areas are concerned - to do as they pleased like they bloody well owned them.
I'm referring of course to incidents as mentioned above that happens here in Malaysia and probably in the whole of South-East Asia as well. I'm bloody well certain such 'lawlessness' does not occur in the more civilized western countries of the world, Australia and New Zealand included, but if it does happen over there, I'm bloody well certain you'd need a permit from the local authorities for it. On second thoughts, I'm willing to bet Lee Kuan Yew's Singapore would not tolerate such nonsense either.


Sunday, 11 January 2015

For Whom Do The Bells Really Toll?

We mourn our losses,
Crying for the dead,
Foolishly I might add,
For they are in a better place than us,
A place without human suffering or worries of any sort,
Which makes me wonder,
Shouldn't we be envious instead?

Sunday, 4 January 2015

The Mathematics Of Addiction And Its Cure

Addiction occurs when addictive substances such as alcohol, nicotine, caffeine and so on are absorbed into the bloodstream of the addict concerned, thus leading to the assumption that flushing out the tainted blood by means of a  total blood transfusion, or whatever such a medical procedure was called, ought to cure the addict concerned of his addiction instantaneously.

Friday, 10 October 2014

Look What Digging Around In The Garden Has Unearthed

What makes an optimist differ from a pessimist is this: A pessimist with, say, a large family of cats, and hence a lot of mouths to feed, thinks, "Someday I will get around to downsizing them," whereas an optimist with, say, an equally large family of cats, and hence an equally large number of mouths to feed, thinks, "Someday I will own a cat food factory."

-- 10th July 2012



Friday, 1 August 2014

Observations # 1

Women are basically playmates men typically tire of after a while in favor of new playmates preferably young and rejuvenating to the senses.

Thursday, 17 July 2014

A Directive Concerning Forbidden Activities III

I. Directive:

From this day onwards, this seventeenth day of this seventh month in this two thousand fourteenth year of our Lord, you, No Name, a.k.a. Olga, being the only surviving child-bearing female pussycat left in the entire clan, are hereby forbidden from indulging in the following activities, so help you, God:

1) Going missing like the others before you which you too had a habit of doing in the past on more than one occasion.
2) Dying from something or the other like the others before you.

You may come and go as you like as before but always be reminded that the future of the entire clan rests on your ability to bear offspring.

Finally, you are also hereby required to acknowledge the above by imprinting your paw print in the space provided below.

Thank you.

II. Acknowledgement:



 

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No Name, a.k.a. Olga
Sole Surviving Child-Bearing Female Pussycat In The Entire Clan
17th July 2014