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Georgetown, Penang, Thurs.:- "Plain toasted whole meal bread for breakfast, lunch and tea. Dinner? Optional. Whatever you like, in moderation of course," said Jack Sprat Could Eat No Fat, a pseudonym a local resident uses for fun mostly.
"Tell us more," said our intrepid interviewer, "exactly how this discovery came about, by accident as you claim," she went on.
"Well, truth be told, out of sheer laziness actually," he explained, "from wanting something to nibble on while checking up on the latest news reports of the day, as in the case of most of us gadget-dependent folk, via the Internet, something fuss-free and easy to prepare, like instant noodles but minus the high calorie content, lbnsl, code for 'laughing but not so loudly', in case you didn't know," he went on.
"Excellent for losing weight though," he continued, "plain toasted whole meal bread for breakfast, lunch and tea, and then sit back and watch your body fat literally melt away, theoretically untested of course, something I'll bet your nutritionist might advise against, but who's probably twenty pounds overweight in any case I'm guessing and could use some plain toasted whole meal bread herself, for losing some of those extra unhealthy pounds, that is," he concluded.
