Sunday, 9 May 2021

Observations # 4

Mothers' Day was invented for people too busy with their own lives and overflowing schedules to treat their own mothers like the special people they were everyday of their lives except for that one day in a year set aside for such a purpose.

Friday, 30 April 2021

Forbidden Items List For Anti-Semites (Jew-Haters)

1. Get rid of all DELL products -- laptops, desktops,
    workstations, monitors, PC accessories, servers, etc. --
    immediately.
    Michael Dell, founder and CEO of DELL Computers, is an
    accursed  Jew.

 
2. Get rid of Facebook and all Facebook-owned products such
    as Instagram & WhatsApp immediately. 
    Mark Zuckerberg, founder and CEO of Facebook, is an 
    accursed Jew.
    Incidentally, Jan Koum, co-founder and former CEO of
    WhatsApp, is also an accursed Jew, so you know what that
    means, right?
 
3. Get rid of Google or all Google-owned products such as
    Google Search, Google Maps, Chrome, You Tube, Google
    Mail (Gmail) and so on immediately.
    Larry Page, co-founder and CEO of Alphabet, Google's
    parent company, and Sergey Brin, co-founder and President
    of Alphabet, Google's parent company, are accursed Jews.    
    Consequently, also get rid of all Android devices     
    immediately as Android (oh no! not that too!) is also a
    Google-owned product.
 
4. Get rid of all Marvel comics or Marvel Studios-produced
    CDs -- Spiderman, Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Thor,
    Avengers, X-Men, Fantastic Four, Guardians Of The Galaxy,
    Blade, Dr. Strange, Black Panther, Capt. Marvel and etc. --
    immediately.
    Stan Lee, Marvel's primary creative genius who more or less
    single-handedly created all of the above, is an accursed Jew.

5.Get rid of all Intel --  processors, microprocessors,
    motherboard chipsets, network interface controllers,
    integrated circuits, flash memory chips, graphics chips,
    & etc. -- or 'Intel Inside' products immediately.
    Andrew Grove, one of Intel Corp.'s founding fathers and
    formerly its COO, CEO & Chairman, is an accursed Jew.

6. Boycott all Starbucks outlets. Howard Schultz, pioneering
     founder, former CEO, chairman and owner of Starbucks, is
     an accursed Jew.

7. Get rid of Waze, that GPS navigational app found on most
     smartphones. Waze Mobile, the company that developed it,
     is an Israeli company that was subsequently acquired by
     Google, and don't we already know what skin color Google
     is!








Wednesday, 28 April 2021

Thursday, 8 April 2021

Observations # 2


Whatever it was, be it something from the food cart guy down the road, or something served in a sushi bar in Tokyo, or something created by a 5-star hotel chef in Dubai, or something oo-ed and aah-ed about in a multiple Michelin-starred French restaurant, or something shipped from London in a fancy gold-colored box,  everything you eat turns to shit.




Friday, 4 September 2020

Mark Of The Beast: Apocalyptic Prophecy

Revelation 13: 15-17

The second beast was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that the image could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed. It also forced all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name.  





Monday, 17 August 2020

Positive Thinking


1. Your boss delays confirming your 'Employee-On-Trial' status from 'Trainee' to 'Permanent' long past its due date. Reason given is the boss wants to discuss your new terms face-to-face and doesn't know when he will be back from an overseas trip.

Positive View: Oh, he wants to give you the good news in person, congratulate you, shake your hand and maybe even take you out for lunch (his treat).

2. Your salary remains more or less the same even after years and years of dedicated service. No reason is given as no questions are asked, but if asked, your boss will probably justify it as follows:

i)   You are not married and have no children-related expenses to worry about.
ii)  You also have no aged parents depending on you for financial support. 
iii) You also have no car loans / housing loans / etc. to worry about.
iv)  Etc., etc., etc.

Positive View: Oh, he wants to surprise you with a big year-end bonus maybe inclusive of company shares in line with the company's long-service employee reward scheme.

3. A female colleague who's normally friendly and approachable is suddenly cold and withdrawn.

Positive View: Relax. She's probably having her period and will be back to being her normal self in a day or two.