Do not lament about your lot in life. So what if cleaning up the mess your cats leave behind on your neighbor's driveway is a pain in the ass of a daily chore to be endured for the rest of your natural life, or theirs, whichever comes first? Look at it this way.
Cats instinctively know who likes, or at least tolerates, cats and who does not, and pooping on their driveways, in their flowerpots or on their front lawns is their way of saying, 'So, you don't like cats? Screw you, motherf*&%#!' What you gonna do, huh, what you gonna do? Call the cops? Screw you, motherf*&%#, screw you!'
