I.
Directive:
From this
day onwards, this twenty-fourth day of this third month in this
two thousand fourteenth year of our Lord, you, Jack, a.k.a. Hansel, being the only resident pussycat left in this household, are hereby
forbidden from indulging in the following activities for the rest of your natural life, so help
you, God:
1) Going
missing like the others before you.
2) Dying
from something or the other like the others before you.
You are
also hereby required to acknowledge the above by imprinting your paw print in the
space provided below.
Thank you.
II.
Acknowledgement:
.........…………............………
Jack
a.k.a. Hansel
Sole
Surviving Resident Pussycat In This Household
24th March
2014
