There was a young lady from Leeds
Who nurtured her garden with seeds;
She watered and trimmed
And slogged till she slimmed
But all that did blossom were weeds.
There was a young student from Spain
Whose project was 'What Made It Rain';
She wrote in a book
Which I had a look,
'The fog needs to clear in my brain'.
There was a young lad from Tahiti
Whose passion was spray paint graffiti;
He wrote on the dome
Of St. Peter's in Rome:
KABUKAKALIKAKALITI.