Dad: Honey, where’re my socks?
Mom: In your undies drawer, dear.
Melissa: Mom, can I go over to Kate’s tonight? The
girls are having a sleepover.
Mom: Ask your dad.
Melissa: Dad’s logged off, Mom. Can I?
Mom: Send him a message. He’ll get it when he reaches
the office.
Dad (30 mins later): Ok, Mel, you can go, but nothing
you’re not supposed to do, alright?
Melissa: Sure thing, Dad, have I ever let you down?
Dad: No, but there’s always a first time.
Mom: Oh, come now, dear. Mel’s all right, you know
that. Johnny, doggy needs to go outside. Take him, will you?
Johnny: I’m at Billy’s house, Mom, thirty miles away,
remember?
Dad: That Billy Boy’s no good, son. I hear say he’s
into contraband goods.
Mom: What?!? You get back here this instant, John
Boy!!!
Johnny: Aww, Dad, Billy’s alright. It’s not like he’s
a smuggler or something.
Dad: Well, he’s sniffing it, ain’t he?
Mom: John Boy, you get back here this instant or I’m
gonna whip your sorry ass next time I see you!!!
Johnny: Hey Bill, I gotta go, buddy, something’s up.
Bill: Sure thing, pal. Hey, tell your old man it’s no
big deal. My dad says they used to do worse things in school together. LOL
Johnny: Pot calling the kettle black, huh? LOL
Dad: Watch your mouth, son. Tell your friend his dad’s
got his school buddies all mixed up. I don’t know what the hell he’s talking
about.
Billy’s Dad: Hey Tom, old buddy, how’re you doing,
man? Glad you brought that schooldays thing
up. It always bothered me wondering what you and my gal Sally Ann were
doing behind the tool shed on the last day of school. Oh, one more thing. Unless
you’re the town sheriff or his deputy, don’t you go mouthing off dishonorable
things about my son. That boy is as good a boy as they come, a chip of the old block,
if I do say so myself.
Johnny’s Dad: Hey Jack, nice to see you too! About
Sally Ann, well, you can’t really blame a gal like that if her guy’s not giving
her the attention she needs, now can you? LOL
Billy’s Dad: Well, Tom, old buddy, that’s what your
gal Lucille said about you when she and I went for that long walk in the woods
soon after you and Sally Ann disappeared behind that shed. LOL
Mom: Ok, guys, that’s enough. But thanks all the same,
Jack. That’s one affair Tom didn’t tell me about before he popped that all-important
question. When he comes home tonight, he’s gonna tell me why.
Billy’s Dad: LOL
Johnny: LOL
Melissa:
LOL
