Sunday 23 March 2014

News Reports We'd Like To See Regarding The Missing Malaysia Airlines Plane

Missing Plane Makes Emergency Landing  In Indian Ocean, Plane Intact & Everyone Safe, Pilot Says He Did It In Protest of Govt's Persecution Of Opposition Leader Anwar Ibrahim.

Kuala Lumpur - Long hours of flight simulator time has apparently paid off for the pilot who safely crash-landed his Boeing 777 in the Indian Ocean after running out of fuel, according to an unnamed source at the heart of ongoing investigations into the mysterious disappearance of Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.

Not only did he manage to crash-land it in one piece, so did everyone on board survive the crash-landing in one piece as well, further testifying to his exceptional aviation skills.

Even more astonishing was the complete lack of animosity of the passengers and crew towards the pilot whom they even cheered the moment he safely crash-landed the plane in the ocean.

"Whatever his crimes and regardless of the inconvenience and anguish suffered by us and our families respectively on account of him, we are behind him in this matter as the whole world knows how lopsided his country's politics are," said one of the passengers.

"I apologize to my passengers and crew and their families for the inconvenience and anxiety they have suffered and I am ready to go to jail for my actions, but let the whole world know how disgusted I am with how lopsided my country's politics are. Allah-u-Akbar!", said the pilot to his rescuers.