Monday 24 March 2014

A Directive Concerning Forbidden Activities I

I. Directive:

From this day onwards, this twenty-fourth day of this third month in this two thousand fourteenth year of our Lord, you, Jack, a.k.a. Hansel, being the only resident pussycat left in this household, are hereby forbidden from indulging in the following activities for the rest of your natural life, so help you, God:

1) Going missing like the others before you.
2) Dying from something or the other like the others before you.

You are also hereby required to acknowledge the above by imprinting your paw print in the space provided below.

Thank you.



II. Acknowledgement:





                                                                                               

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Jack a.k.a. Hansel
Sole Surviving Resident Pussycat In This Household
24th March 2014