My Pregnant Pussycat

My pussycat's so pregnant I fear it might explode

Although it's yet to happen to cats in pregnant mode

But here inside the matrix where programs always change

Exploding pregnant pussycats would not be all that strange.

For Barbara

Am I missing you?
Yes, I am, about as much as did the ocean a drop of water that got splashed ashore, 
The desert a grain of sand that got blown away
And the universe a meteorite that disintegrated upon entering Earth's atmosphere.

Does it hurt?
Yes, it does, about as much as did a splinter the hoof of a buffalo,
A hook the skin of a crocodile
And a thorn the armor of a rhino.

So, all's well then?

Well, I did admit to missing you, didn't I?