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Jannah Welcome Committee Officials Call For Halt In Fighting To Replenish Virgin Bride Stock Exhausted By Excessive Martyr Arrivals

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Lower Earth Orbit Relay Station, Outer Space:- Jannah welcome committee officials have called for a halt in fighting in the Middle East due to diminishing virgin bride stockpiles caused by an unprecedented surge in martyr arrivals.

"We wouldn't be in this position," said one of the officials speaking on condition of anonymity, "had high-ranking martyrs not arrived in large numbers unexpectedly," he continued, "and although we don't generally talk about it, high-ranking martyrs are entitled to certain privileges others are not, such as special quotas in virgin bride allotments, which can run into the hundreds of thousands, even millions, like on earth, the only difference being the currency type," he concluded.

Observations # 36

What does the rape culture in India, as it was unkindly called, and the Young Female Tik Tok Hijabi Seductress phenomenon, as it might be called, have in common?

A repressive hand around the throats of the perpetrators concerned, if they might be called that.

India's so-called rape culture was a self-inflicted wound stemming from the practice of gender segregation prevalent in all sectors of Indian society since time immemorial with a few exceptions - metropolitan university campuses, church communal gatherings and Anglo-Indian house parties where free mixing of the sexes was as natural as breathing with no bad thoughts on the part of any party as would be found in the more rural, Hindu-or-Islam-majority regions of the sub-continent, mischievously referred to as 'backward' especially by westernized New Delhi university students from upper-class backgrounds.

Indian men, in particular the unmarried ones, in these so-called less metropolitan parts, having been denied all their adult lives from coming into social contact with the opposite sex, or what society has taught them from childhood to regard as forbidden fruit, will, given the opportunity, take and enjoy by force what society has forbidden unto them except by marriage.

Similarly, young female hijabis, restricted by Islam, their elders, their community leaders, their imams, their muftis, their ulamas and their mullahs from displaying their physically attractive forms as women were universally wont to do as part of the natural selection process as nature intended which certain segments of society suppress for various reasons including religious ones, will find other less publicly restrictive ways, such as those made available by social media platforms such as Tik Tok for example among others, to wantonly exhibit unto the world the seductiveness of what they were taught from childhood to regard as forbidden fruit from beneath their outer forbidden fruit-enshrouding garments, if we're taking about burkas, which practically none of these young female Tik Tok hijabi seductresses were hindered by in any case.

Observations # 35

Para-athletes are role models for normal people who need to overcome their own disabilities - be they physical, biological or mental, disabilities that tell them they are not good enough, intelligent enough, fast enough, smart enough, quick enough, skillful enough, beautiful enough or strong enough - in order to emerge victorious in their chosen fields of expertise or simply to be the best versions of themselves that they could possibly be.

Observations # 34

According to Islamic doctrine, even Satan, or Lucifer, Beelzebub, or whatever else he was called, was a Moslem.

According to Islamic doctrine, anyone who is submissive to the will of God, anyone who does what he does according to what God has willed him to do, was a Moslem.

Satan does what he does according to what God has willed for him. 

In other words, Satan, by not doing what God has not willed for him, is therefore submissive to the will of God, as were all murderers, rapists, liars and so on, all being submissive to and doing the will of God according to what God has willed for them, not doing what God has not willed for them.

In other words, they were all Moslems, Satan included.

Q.E.D.

Observations # 33

Catholics react to the word of God as found in the bible in its unadulterated form as if they were being offered a goblet of poison.

The word of God after having been processed in the adulteration chambers and heavily edited in the editorial department of the Catholic Church on the contrary was like honey, sweet and delightful to the ears.

The Catholic Church, you must understand, believes itself to be the voice of God, God's anointed representative or emissary, on earth, and hence does what it does as it sees fit.

As for the Pope, well, he was considered to be none other than Peter, the first pope, his successor, who oversaw and guided his flock, baptized Catholics, in the way he and the church elders decided they should go for the salvation of their souls through the forgiveness of sins.

Who knows? After all, with almost 1.4 billion baptized Catholics in the world today including the chief shepherd and his cardinals, surely they could not all be wrong, now could they?

Why Eid Al-Adha Was The Islamic World's Biggest Missed Opportunity

Eid al-Adha, or the Feast Of The Sacrifice. one of Islam's holiest days in the Islamic calendar, is religiously observed worldwide in commemoration of Abraham's obedience to God who commanded him to sacrifice his son, Isaac, but who substituted the object of sacrifice with a ram at the last minute.

Wonderful, but what's this about it being a missed opportunity?

Ah, had the early Moslems been wise enough to have accepted other aspects of Abraham's relationship with God instead of only this particular one involving animal sacrifice which benefits everyone as it involves the consumption or mass distribution of beef or mutton which not everyone can afford to eat everyday by the way, the Arabs of today, being descendants of Ishmael, would be entitled to the same land rights claimed by their eternal foes, the Israelites, as God gave the land of Canaan not only to the Israelites who were led out from Egyptian bondage by Moses but also to the Ishmaelites.

I. Genesis 12:1-9

The Lord had said to Abram, “Go from your country, your people and your father’s household to the land I will show you.

2 “I will make you into a great nation,

    and I will bless you;

I will make your name great,

    and you will be a blessing.

3 I will bless those who bless you,

    and whoever curses you I will curse;

and all peoples on earth

    will be blessed through you.”

4 So Abram went, as the Lord had told him; and Lot went with him. Abram was seventy-five years old when he set out from Harran. 5 He took his wife Sarai, his nephew Lot, all the possessions they had accumulated and the people they had acquired in Harran, and they set out for the land of Canaan, and they arrived there.

6 Abram traveled through the land as far as the site of the great tree of Moreh at Shechem. At that time the Canaanites were in the land. 7 The Lord appeared to Abram and said, “To your offspring I will give this land.” So he built an altar there to the Lord, who had appeared to him.

8 From there he went on toward the hills east of Bethel and pitched his tent, with Bethel on the west and Ai on the east. There he built an altar to the Lord and called on the name of the Lord.

9 Then Abram set out and continued toward the Negev.


II. Genesis 13:12-18

12 Abram lived in the land of Canaan, while Lot lived among the cities of the plain and pitched his tents near Sodom. 13 Now the people of Sodom were wicked and were sinning greatly against the Lord.

14 The Lord said to Abram after Lot had parted from him, “Look around from where you are, to the north and south, to the east and west. 15 All the land that you see I will give to you and your offspring forever. 16 I will make your offspring like the dust of the earth, so that if anyone could count the dust, then your offspring could be counted. 17 Go, walk through the length and breadth of the land, for I am giving it to you.”

18 So Abram went to live near the great trees of Mamre at Hebron, where he pitched his tents. There he built an altar to the Lord.

III. Genesis 17:8

The whole land of Canaan, where you now reside as a foreigner, I will give as an everlasting possession to you and your descendants after you; and I will be their God.”


There it is, the Moslem World's biggest missed opportunity.

Had the early Moslems accepted what God said to Abraham about the land of Canaan and whom he was giving it to, the Arabs of today would have the same legitimate claims as their eternal foes the Israelites to a land they would not be fighting for with the bow and the sword which they have been doing for the last thirteen hundred years since the old days of the caliphates until this very day.

Ishmael was Abraham's firstborn, meaning Ishmael's descendants, the Arabs, enjoyed firstborn inheritance rights, and in the case of land inheritance rights, that would mean, had the descendants of Ishmael, the Arabs, laid claim to other aspects of Abraham's relationship with God and not just the one where Isaac was almost sacrificed on an altar as an offering to God which God did not instruct the Israelites to commemorate in any manner in any case, they, the descendants of Ishmael, the Arabs, would have a firstborn's right to say who gets which part of the inheritance and how large that portion would be and who gets the leftovers, if any, and how large or insignificant that portion would be.

A missed opportunity, wouldn't you agree?

Catholic Bullsh*t - An Example

Were you born and raised a Catholic, this is what they teach you in catechism class as a child. 

Who made you?

God made me.

Why did God make you?

God made me because he loves me.

Good. He loves me. Did you see the monstrous, cold-blooded, heartless, merciless way he treated my cat, snuffing its life out breath by breath, day by day, until all that was left to be buried was a skeletal frame covered by skin?

He could have killed it off with one slash of the sword, one thrust of the spear, but no, no point killing off a cat if one couldn't derive pleasure from torturing it first, was there?

He could have made its heart stop with a blood clot-sized bullet to the brain or suffocated it with an invisible plastic bag over its head but nope, no fun in that.

I could go on and on but what's the use, the God who made us because he loves us all treats us all like sh*t when it's time to die, cat, dog or human.

You want a nice clean, quick death? Do it yourself. The God who made you because he loves you prefers the slow death, the painful or excruciatingly painful death, the horrible death.

Wanna know how he justifies himself?

Oh, so-and-so was a bad or wicked cat, dog or human in a previous life, so his/her/its slow/painful/horrible death was justified.

Or so-and-so was a child/house pet of the devil's, so nothing to be sorry about there.

Whatever the justification, no one can say anything. He has the best lawyers in town. He OWNS the judiciary, the courts, the judges, the jury, the public prosecutor, even the cops including the police chief.

Didn't you know? Weren't you told?

He's the mafia boss of all mafia bosses. Untouchable.

Everything else you were taught in catechism class? Catholic bullsh*t.