I.
Directive:
From this
day onwards, this seventeenth day of this seventh month in this two thousand
fourteenth year of our Lord, you, No Name,
a.k.a. Olga, being the only surviving
child-bearing female pussycat left in the entire clan, are hereby forbidden
from indulging in the following activities, so help you, God:
1) Going
missing like the others before you which you too had a habit of doing in the past
on more than one occasion.
2) Dying from something or the other like the others before you.
You may
come and go as you like as before but always be reminded that the future of the
entire clan rests on your ability to bear offspring.
Finally,
you are also hereby required to acknowledge the above by imprinting your paw
print in the space provided below.
Thank you.
II.
Acknowledgement:
……………………………………….
No Name, a.k.a. Olga
Sole
Surviving Child-Bearing Female Pussycat In The Entire Clan
17th July 2014
17th July 2014
