A Directive Concerning Forbidden Activities II

I. Directive:

From this day onwards, this sixteenth day of this seventh month in this two thousand fourteenth year of our Lord, you, Scamp, a.k.a. Big Boy, being the only other resident pussycat left in this household, are hereby forbidden from indulging in the following activities, so help you, God:

1) Going missing like the others before you which you had a habit of doing in the past on more than one occasion.

2) Falling sick and dying like the others before you, your bad cough of late notwithstanding.
3) Getting killed by a dog or car like the others before you.

You are also hereby required to acknowledge the above by imprinting your paw print in the space provided below.

Thank you.

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Scamp a.k.a. Big Boy

Only Other Surviving Resident Pussycat In This Household

16th July 2014