And On The Seventh Day He Rested

Not all humans were, as popularly believed, moulded from clay, for at some point, clay deposits had been all but depleted following the creation of billions upon billions of people, animals and so on, whereupon manure found in abundance on grazing grounds was used as a substitute, as evidenced by the shitty people one comes across every now and then. -- Book Of Knowledge

Categorizing Offspring

There are two types of children as derived from their conduct. One is of noble birth, the other is from the gutter, of which, as in both cases, there are two types. One is the result of upbringing, and hence salvageable, the other is the result of genes, and hence unsalvageable. Blessed are the salvageable ones, for they are not eternally lost. -- Book Of Knowledge